If you’ve ever hidden in the laundry room just to eat a granola bar in peace, congratulations. You’re exactly who I made this for.
Coming soon to Clara Harper Books is a parenting survival workbook for moms who are tired, overstimulated, and have officially stopped pretending they enjoy playing with kinetic sand.
This is not your wholesome gratitude journal.
It’s a 21-day emotional detox packed with ridiculous prompts, parenting confessions, and daily wine rewards disguised as “self-care assignments.” Think guided journaling meets meltdown management with a strong side of sarcasm.
What’s Inside
This isn’t just a place to vent. It’s a workbook full of wildly relatable, full-page activities like:
- “What Did I Just Touch?” A forensic investigation into mystery smears
- “Public Meltdown Bingo”
- “Guess That Smell”
- “If You Survive Bedtime Routine, You Get Wine”
And yes, there are reward drinks. Always.
(WARNING – this book is edgy, raw, and authentic. I won’t apologize for my language because this is written for you from my life and personal struggles. It is a gift from me to you and I don’t hold back. Hopefully you see that and appreciate it, humor and all.)
Why This Exists
Because I couldn’t find a journal that made me feel seen. I wanted something honest. Funny. A little unhinged. I didn’t want pastel affirmations and gentle reminders to be grateful for my laundry pile.
I wanted something that says:
“If I can’t fix it, I’ll at least make fun of it.”
So I made it.
If You Love These, You’ll Want This
Looking for something softer or more memory-focused? Try:
Both are beautiful. Mine is chaos in paperback.
Stay in the Loop
If you’re a BookTok mom, a chaos-tolerant human, or someone who’s whispered “I’m fine” while cleaning pee off the floor, this journal is for you.
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Coming soon. Bring wine.
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